Retching with the stars…
Those who value the survival of their brain cells do not watch Dancing With the Stars.
Now we can also say that those who value either the survival of their brain cells or traditional marriage also do not watch that execrable show.
Witness this (if you can keep your lunch down).
I think I got stupider just watching that. It made no attempt to engage the issue (and why should a stupid talent show engage this or any issue?) instead, it just attempted to tug at heartstrings. It was like a sucker punch saying that those who support traditional marriage are just mean and nasty people. Well, to DWTS, I say this. Don’t strain yourself trying to persuade me so much next time.
If you can stand to watch people dancing, then perhaps you ought to watch a Fred Astaire film or something. At least Freddy never attempted to change your mind about the definition of marriage.
Anyway, I think, after watching this, I’m going to retch. I bet you will too.